“Colonel, please stay back. You’re useless when it rains.”
so if you’re ever lonely, let me know.
please watch this it’s 6 seconds long
If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.
fma meme: (2/2) favourite ship
– “Equivalent Exchange: I’ll give you half of my life, and you give me half of yours!”
– “Oh God, why are you alchemists like this… ‘Equivalent Exchange’… how stupid are you?!”
– “You are so dumb. Forget half… I will give you everything I have to give.”
i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebodyyeah it does have a nicering to it
"What’s wrong? Did something happen?"
"No sir, it’s nothing."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes sir, everything’s fine. Sorry to let you down, but I don’t even own a flower vase. Thanks for thinking of me though. Have a good night."