Colonel, please stay back. You’re useless when it rains.

so if you’re ever lonely, let me know.

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

parfaited:

fma meme: (2/2) favourite ship

– “Equivalent Exchange: I’ll give you half of my life, and you give me half of yours!”
– “Oh God, why are you alchemists like this… ‘Equivalent Exchange’… how stupid are you?!”
– “Whaaat?!”
– “You are so dumb. Forget half… I will give you everything I have to give.”

vineforlife:

Cats always land on all fours 🐈 (w/ Jake Paul )

tentacletherapissed:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

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ihatetombs:

an avid fan of Fleet and Tortilla

"What’s wrong? Did something happen?"
"No sir, it’s nothing."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes sir, everything’s fine. Sorry to let you down, but I don’t even own a flower vase. Thanks for thinking of me though. Have a good night."