Colonel, please stay back. You’re useless when it rains.

so if you’re ever lonely, let me know.



please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.


fma meme: (2/2) favourite ship

– “Equivalent Exchange: I’ll give you half of my life, and you give me half of yours!”
– “Oh God, why are you alchemists like this… ‘Equivalent Exchange’… how stupid are you?!”
– “Whaaat?!”
– “You are so dumb. Forget half… I will give you everything I have to give.”


Cats always land on all fours 🐈 (w/ Jake Paul )




i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it



an avid fan of Fleet and Tortilla

"What’s wrong? Did something happen?"
"No sir, it’s nothing."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes sir, everything’s fine. Sorry to let you down, but I don’t even own a flower vase. Thanks for thinking of me though. Have a good night."